Hot Gear!
Instead of writing another half funny, overly preachy tome, I would like to highlight some of the hawtest gear out there. So hawt you’ll want to slap Santa Clause. Like all content here, this is merely my (arturos) humble opinion and NOT representative of the collective or individual views of others.
BOB LONG VICTORY: The gun of Marloc. Slayer of yellow team SG37, vanquisher of MVT event awards and King of OKC. His might and wisdom belong to every throng of paint his Excalibur thwacks through its barrel. The Bob Long Victory might look like just another space gun to the untrained woody, but don’t let its sensual curves and it’s elongated trigger guard fool you. This marker is a beast. It literally mows down anything in its path. The souls of a thousands newbs are encased within it’s light and highly ergonimic design.
BT SA-17 Pistola: OK, I’m wading into dangerous territory with this one. I recently sold my TPX pistol because I thought it was too big. Just like my Tiberius before that. So why on earth would I consider purchasing a larger pistol? A pistol that doesn’t even have a clip either. I’ll tell you why: versatility. This bad boy is like a mini pump. Throw on a longer barrel, roll with a hopper, roll with a tube, hook it up to a remote, use cartridges, stick it in Santa Clause face when you rob him. If Billy Mays were alive he would say, “IT DOES EVERYTHING!” I love it.
TIB T-4:Old news right? Yeah, and the clip is too big, I know. But still, this thing looks like it could shred a peepee at 500 yrds. If Shawna divorces me the first thing I’m going to do is go out and buy this thing. It’s the first paintball gun where a sight actually does something, imagine that. It’s also the first woodsball gun to validate all the unnecessary bullshit, even better!
SP1: Standard issue for many OKCer’s you can’t talk about hawt p8nt shit and forget to mention it. In fact, the SP-1 is thinking about bitch slapping the rest of the guns on this page. That and taking their mothers out for fine dining like the southern gentleman it truly is on the inside. I’ve never rolled with one but I’ve had my peepee shot several times by it, and let me tell ya: I tinkled. Wondering which gun you’d like to replace your 50lb. A-5 with? Here’s your answer.
MacDev Drone: I don’t know a thing about this gun but I love it.
Why? I have no idea, but it deserves to go on this page because it’s hawt.
TM-7 LE: Like begging your girlfriend to wear a paintball mask in bed and succeeding, BT went the extra mile to introduce the limited edition TM-7. Conveniently repriced to the original debut price tag! And don’t think you’re getting the updated selenoid either, that’s still another $75. Yeah I already have one but I don’t want to paint it. Like a classic car sitting in the garage I’ve been inches away from buying one of these and watching it collect dust in my closet. Everyone has their paintball fetish, don’t judge.
